Mein Herz wird immer noch in Deutschland bleiben

Translation found in comment section. ;]

Für meine gute Deutsche Freunde,
Das Jahr bei euch war toll, und ich würde gar nix verändern.
Ich danke euch für alles. :]
Hier ist ein kleines Gedicht für euch. :]

Im Januar da kam ich an.
Ich wollte ein Jahr nur mit FUN.

Auch Sprache und Kultur wollt ich verstehn,
und viele Teile von Deutschland sehn! 

Ich lernte viele Freunde kennen
und werd sie für immer auch so nennen

Die Familien waren auch sehr nett
Immer hatt ich ein bequemes Bett

Erwachsener nach dem Jahr, das bin ich wohl
Jetzt mag ich sogar Blumenkohl

Meine Zeit in Europa war nicht lang genug
Ich freue mich nicht sehr auf dem Flug.

Ich will denn nicht so bald zurück.
“Ich bin ja Deutsche”, sag ich mit Glück.

Jetzt ist mein Herz nun doch geteilt
Da es nun auch in Deutschland verweilt!

Ich hoffe, dass ihr es gerne mögt. :]
Liebe Freunde, nicht lang mehr!
I don’t want to go home! :’[

Viele Liebe,
Ryan
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Why I hate the German alphabet.

You’d think after a lengthy eight months that I would be proficient enough in my German to be able to say the entire alphabet perfectly. Wrong. It’s more often than not that i’ll accidentally mispronounce a letter or two and thus, my entire sentence seems to turn to poo. Very unfair.

So to enlighten each and every one of you how crappy difficult the alphabet is, I’ve made a little pronunciation chart below (from Australian English). :] Enjoy.

And then of course there’s my least favourite part of the alphabet… so special they deserve their own table… umlauts. ><

So far, umlauts have caused trouble between these german words.
People – don’t mix them up. ;]

Brüste / Bürste – Breasts / Brush
Schwul / Schwül – Gay / Humid
and there’s many more where they came from… ;]

Love Ryan :]

And remember;
“Deutsche Sprache, schwere sprache”. ;]
(“German language, difficult language”)

Verdammt, Denglish can be odd… [#6]

Firstly, Happy 75th Post! :D
Today’s Song
: Feist - 1 2 3 4

Anyone who learns another language would understand where I’m coming from when I say this…
It can be awfully difficult at times, and on hearing certain things, cultural differences may be challenged, so it comes as no surprise when I came across certain words thinking they didn’t seem to fit… they were perhaps a little too ridiculous. So below are 10 words I’ve discovered in German that I think are just hilarious. :] But be careful that you don’t end up misunderstanding these words within your future Denglish conversations.

And make sure you don’t get number 3 confused with something else… ;]

  1. “Ich liebe dich(phrase) – I love you.
  2. Könnt - Verb form of ‘Can’
  3. Dick – Thick
  4. Dusche - Shower
  5. Fahrkarte – (Lit. Drive card) Ticket
  6. Arschgeweih – (Lit. Ass Antlers) Tramp Stamp
  7. Ananas – Pineapple
  8. Ausfahrt – (Lit. Out drive) Exit
  9. Koch – Chef / Cook
  10. Schwangerschaftverhütungsmittel – Contraceptive
Love,
A very amused Ryan :]
 
Bold hints at the [possible] naughty word. ;]

[#1] [#2] [#3] [#4] [#5]

Snow, a hut and 30 or so exchange students…

This past weekend I’ve spent my time catching up with the new exchange students in my district, all in a hut in the mountains near Obertsdorf in Southern Bavaria. :]

We got up to some wild adventures during our two nights…
Upon arrival there was our first Schneeballschlacht – snowball fight – and it became an all out war with truces being made between a Kiwi at one point “in honour of the ANZAC’s”. ;] That night we got into the grub – some heavy pasta around the dinner table.

Breakfast however wasn’t all that… some slices of meat and bread. But having to shower with all the others was something a little different. Even after six years of boarding school I found it to be something quite strange; I’m used to having a shower curtain. So I think it’s safe to say we’ve all gotten to know each other quite well ;]

After freshening up for the day ahead, we were informed of the death-defying journey we would soon be facing… an hours march through the freezing snow… but we all had fun pretending to be wolves, throwing even more snowballs, and making some pretty little snow angels. Oh yeah, and we hiked across a river where the water was ice cold. Good times. Good times.

That night it was time to learn some names… so we played a few stupid games. And I really do mean stupid games. For example, we sat in a circle and had to repeat everyones names and their favourite thing / thing to do: “I’m Ryan, and I like fish”. (Which we all know is a lie) ;]

We got even cozier later on when we discussed host families and any troubles we’d been having the past year in a “Candlelight discussion”. We discussed German food, the oddities of the language and even the weather. :]

So that last night turned out to be even more fun… Kim and I played a little game, soon to be joined by the others after we danced the night away to some deliciously trashy club music… and a ridiculous (a.k.a. way over the top) amount of Latin Music. With Leila and Naomi both behind the camera lens, we were the two models following our photographers’ directions. I think we did well…. we took well over 100 photos of absolute shit… definitely good enough for Vogue… ;]

So that was a night to remember… and then we woke up and a whole new adventure kicked off. Sunday meant we had to all pack our crap together and say “see you in Berlin” to everybody, jump on our trains and head home. But, being amazing english speakers, we all headed to our beloved English Cinema in Munich and watched A Midnight in Paris starring Owen Wilson and Marion Cotillard, among others. Good film, great time laughing at its faults. Can’t wait to do it all again.

I’ve fallen in love with the new exchange students, and I miss the oldies like hell, but the one thing that keeps me going is knowing I’ve still got tons of Germany to see. And I intend on doing just that… even if I do end up getting “accidentally” hit in the face with a water bottle whilst on the train to Munich. Thanks for that Little Miss Ontario Representative. It hurt A LOT!

Love you still.
Love you all. Newbies, Oldies and everyone in between. :]

Ryan
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I play the… TUBA.

I’m not sure if anyone remembers, but I went to a birthday party a while back… a family friend of my second host family. :]
Well, I’m sure I mentioned something along the lines of seeing the decapitated heads of the two sheep we ate… :/

I’ve just been sent an email attached with some photos I took with a traditional band that plays in the area. And YES, I’m holding that Tuba, and yes, I’m enjoying it. ;]

Check them out:

I look ridiculous don’t I? :]

Haha.
Stay tuned though peeps, a post on Oktoberfest is being posted VERY shortly. :D

Lovvvvvve Ryan.
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